How to build Muscle
Yep. You’re sick and tired of carrying around those itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, terribly excuses for muscles, aren’t you? I know – because I used to be an el shrimpo just like you.
Not anymore, though.
Now, I’m buff, sexy and covered in rippling and strong muscles. Don’t worry – I won’t squash you. Although I probably should…
Why?
Because you’ve been sucking down those muscle-building powders and pathetically lifting weights in your basement for months with no results. Sure, your muscles might be tight but why are they so puny?
Ok half-pint. Settle down. I’m about to show you how I went from you to me in just a few months’ time. No, I’m not talking about getting calf implants, here. I’m talking about using the right methods.
You see, although you are pathetic, you’re trying awfully hard. You just don’t have the right knowledge of what you can use to make that effort pay off. I do.
You’ll learn how to use many different tactics for building those tiny muscles into rippling, huge, strong muscles that will not only impress the ladies – heck, it will impress you!
Don’t fall for those over the counter powders that you’re supposed to mix into your food…like muscles are going to magically appear overnight. Come on now, let’s get real ok. I’m going to show you the exact processes I used to gain my rippling muscles and then you can follow my system.
Awful nice of me to let you do that, isn’t it?
Hey – don’t think I’m being insensitive. This is why I’m offering it to you anyway. I know, I used to be there. Man, it was embarrassing to take off my shirt and show my little birdy chest. Forget going to the gym and showing off for the ladies. I wouldn’t even really look in the mirror unless I was wishing I could use the force to create hard, huge muscles.
So, I know what you’re going through. It’s pretty damn frustrating that none of that ‘wishing’ builds muscle isn’t it? Well, never fear – buff, sexy me is here. I’m going to go ahead and give you the tools you need to build larger, more defined, chiseled muscles on that scrawny little frame of yours.
You’ll be thanking me later, and if you don’t, I really don’t care. I’ll still be hotter than you..
So, here’s what you’ll learn with my ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ manual:
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Which foods you should be eating if you ever hope to put muscle on that body. That’s right – it has a lot to do with the grub you’re cramming down your face. You see, certain foods give you muscle building vitamins and minerals that you simply MUST have if you ever hope to be less pathetic.
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What exercises work and which ones don’t. You know, there are so many dweebs out there right now just pumping away at this exercise and that – and sadly, they have no idea that it won’t gain them an inch of muscle. Well, fortunately, I’ve figured it out for you and yep…I’m willing to share.
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What you really need to build muscle if you want to stay healthy. There’s no use in trying to kill yourself just because you’re puny. I’ll show you how I got so absolutely hot and stayed super-healthy. I’m just that nice.
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What you’re doing wrong. Yep…Man this is one of my favorite parts. I’ll point out exactly what you’re doing wrong when it comes to trying to build muscles. Ok birdbrain – I’ll also point out what the right things are and how to do those instead. See, getting better by the minute!
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Why you must have protein. I’ll let you know what proteins you really need if you hope to become gorgeous like me and where you should get them from. Forget about supplements and vitamins. Those are for girls. Learn how real men get the protein they need…like me.
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Steroids – do or don’t? I’m sure it’s something that has crossed your mind, since you’re having so much trouble getting the guns. Well, I’ll tell you whether it’s a great idea or just another dweeb idea of yours. Yes, I’ve got it all covered for you short-stack.
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How to get the guns quickly – so you can resemble me even faster. Every guy’s ultimate goal. Lose those puny patooty arms and gain real biceps. Define those abs and build up that bird chest so that you’re sexy, rippled and in the best shape of your life.
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And more…but I don’t feel like telling you now. So, order the package to find out.
Hello,
As a fire fighter, I have always been concerned with fitness and strength. Though I've never been small muscle wise,
I've never been where I wanted to be either. This eBook changed all that for me. Now I'm bigger than ever and fitter than ever.
I have no doubt that I could pull any person out of a burning building without being fatigued thanks to this eBook. This eBook has made it possible for me to save even more lives doing my job.
So, thank you for writing this eBook – you have touched more lives than you will ever know.
Mike P.
Orlando, FL.
Now, before you get your underwear in a wad, let me tell you…I know this will work for you? Why? Because…remember, I said I was a shrimpo like you at one point too. And…I’ve witnessed the transformation of thousands of other shrimpos just like you from using my amazing, genius ideas.
So, here’s what I say – if you don’t like the results you get from the ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ package, I’ll give you every bit of your money back. That’s right…if you seem to think you can do better without my package, I’ll give you your money and leave you to flounder around like a skinny little chicken in the middle of winter – no sweat off my biceps.
Hey…that’s 100% GUARANTEED. So, don’t be scared sissy boy. I’ll give you the information you need to finally gain some muscle.
AND…
I’ll even throw in a few bonuses. Yep, that’s right. In fact, when you order today, I’ll give you more than £75 in bonuses absolutely FREE. See – I told you I’m not insensitive.
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So maybe instead of being a pencil-neck dweeb, you’re a bit of a fatty. Well, that’s no problem either. Because this bonus will show you exactly how to burn that fat off AS you put on muscle. By boosting your metabolism and working out the way you normally do, you will get rid of all that chub and gain the hard, rippled muscles you’ve been dreaming of.
You’re already on your way to being the guy most girls dream of. Isn’t that exciting? Don’t worry – it doesn’t take long so you only have to live without those super-hot muscles for a little longer. Then, you’ll be Fabio-licious. Without the girly hair, hopefully.
This is a £38 product that I’m giving you as a FREE bonus with your purchase of ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ today.
Here’s where we get into the real fat burning techniques if you need to take off few pounds before you become beautiful like me. You’ll learn the super-effective methods of shedding that gross fat and becoming thinner, leaner, stronger and most definitely healthier. Can anyone say heart attack at 40? Not anymore…you’re about to learn the best methods of burning fat that you’ve ever seen.
So, if you’re a chunky guy, don’t worry about it. Soon, you’ll be slim, hard and toned with hot muscles just like I am. Imagine taking off your shirt and watching the women really appreciate what you’ve got underneath. That’s what I experience every single time I’m in public. HEY – I’m not conceited. I’m convinced and I’m also convinced that you simply can’t afford to miss this opportunity.
This is a £38 product that I’m giving you as a FREE bonus with your purchase of ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ today.
So, it’s about time for me to go stare at myself in the mirror for an hour or two while I rub glistening oi on my rock hard abs. But there’s just one more thing I want to tell you. I really like the thought of being beautiful and RICH, so this low, low price isn’t going to last very long.
If you don’t get it now, you’ll probably end up paying a lot more very soon. Don’t delay because if you do, you’ll probably cry. Get it today.
Hi,
Before reading this eBook, I never had a girlfriend. I never had the confidence to even approach a girl,
let alone ask her out. I mean, why on earth would a girl ever even think about going on a date with a little shrimp of a guy like I was? Then I found this eBook and my life has changed.
I feel so confident in my new and improved body that I am currently dating three different women.
I went from no girls to three in just a few months! Amazing! If you haven't tried this eBook yet, you really should.
Oscar,
Akron, Ohio.
P.S. One more thing – don’t forget about my guarantee. You’ll love the new you or you’ll get your dough back, no questions asked. That’s for certain, partner. Don’t miss out on your one chance to get the real methods it takes to go from you to me…you will not be disappointed.
P.P.S. Ok…one MORE thing. If you buy today, you get those great free bonuses I told you about a minute ago. You really don’t want to miss out on those. Hey, I don’t care if you ever look sexy like I do…you can stay a skinny skinny boy man for the rest of your life. But you care. So get ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ now.
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